I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
where my cocktail glistens
and no-one’s bitchin,
and we kiss on the couch like Eskimos.
Just like the ones I used to know
where my cocktail glistens
and no-one’s bitchin,
and we kiss on the couch like Eskimos.
I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas
just like the ones we had before.
With eggnogg flowing
and friends all glowing,
and nobody is pooping on the floor.
just like the ones we had before.
With eggnogg flowing
and friends all glowing,
and nobody is pooping on the floor.
I’m dreaming of a quiet Christmas
with every screaming car seat fight.
While the glow worm warbles
and I lose my marbles
Only to step on them at night.
with every screaming car seat fight.
While the glow worm warbles
and I lose my marbles
Only to step on them at night.
I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas
or maybe just one silent night.
But the sitter's busy
and I'm feeling dizzy
so I'll settle for merry and bright.
or maybe just one silent night.
But the sitter's busy
and I'm feeling dizzy
so I'll settle for merry and bright.
